Pizza Crimes

I know it’s trendier now to eat gluten-free muffins and calorie-free cola and chocolate-free chocolate, but some nights you just want a quick, cheap meal, but you can’t be bothered cooking, and the answer staring you right in the face is pizza. A large pizza is easily enough for two people, and if you pick it up, take it home and throw it in the oven for another ten minutes, it doesn’t look or feel quite as bad as when you opened the box.

Everyone’s mailbox is stuffed with offers from the big pizza chains for cheap deliveries, but the cheapest way to get a fat pizza is to print out a coupon that lets you eat for $6.95 pick up – that’s about $3.50 a person if you split it. Nice (although until early this year it was $5.95).

Once you’ve registered on the Pizza Hut website, you can just select the coupons menu, plug in your postcode, and a voucher should pop up giving you unlimited $6.95 pizzas.

Domino’s has $6.95 pizzas for uni guild members, but otherwise the best they can do is a pizza and coke for $9.95. We say go PH, but it depends on which store is within easy access. The fact of the matter is, if you pay full price in the future, you are committing a pizza crime.